My Crazy Co-worker!

I now am actively engaged in a new profession, a very important career that allows me to contribute to society in an extremely important way. I work for my father's business as an intern and I basically move papers from one general file to a new seperate medical file. It is very important work...something only my sister and I could do...or so I thought. My sister, being the excellent and hardworking employee that she is, decided to take a few days vacation and travel to Colorado to visit a friend. While she was away, I received a replacement employee by the name of Larson Welsh, a twenty-year-old student from my ward. (Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!) We became quick friends and he told me stories of his high school days when he was a crazy, stupid kid. He told me of how he used to fill the fountain on Sunset and Pecos with dishwashing soap so it overflowed with bubbles. He also told me about when he used to go to wild parties and then called the police on it, pretending to be a disgruntled neighbor trying to sleep and then when the police arrived, he would run away with all the other kids. He liked being chased by the cops. He told me of many high speed chases and close encounters with road rage. I was laughing extremely hard at all this highly entertaining stories. The first thing I thought afterward was that I can't wait to try all of these things myself!